Holiday hiatus.

[bertiebob]

Hiatus, 24.12.08 - ??.01.09.

So, i wasn't meant to be going away until after New Years, but thanks to a little last minute shuffling the puppy and i are heading off this morning, and i'm not quite sure when i'll be back (probably the middle of January). This means that i won't get to make the big pre-Christmas post i'd been planning, so i'll just say a drive-by thankyouthankyouthankyou to cecism for the absolutely lovely card, and wish everyone a wonderful Christmas and New Years! ♥

Comments

[sometimesartist.livejournal.com]

BAI! Have FUUUUUUUUUUUUN! See you next year.

[andsheloves.livejournal.com]

Have a great time! MERRY CHRISTMAS. I have a card/thing-y for you, but nowhere to send it. So, when you get back, I will send it as a mid-January Merry Day thing. Yes? No? YES. Anywhooooooodle, MERRY CHRISTMAS, I hope you & the puppy have a lovely time! :)

[badlywritten.livejournal.com]

where is that?

[linzi20.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas honey! Have a great time!

[teenwitch77.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas!! ♥

[cecism.livejournal.com]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOVE!

Even though you probably won't get this till 2009. But, y'know. Snaps for effort and all that.

Glad you got the card, you're very welcome! ♥

[missymeggins.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas love! I have a non-Christmassy but awesomely lame homemade gift to send you haha. I guess I'll wait til you get back to send it though!

LOVEYOU! ♥

[wok-wyle.livejournal.com]

Just in case you're lurking, hope you had a wonderful holiday, and are having an even better birthday =)

xxx

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

sssiiiiiiggghhhhh!

dreamin boutcha bertiebob!

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

i am going to leave an unnecessary amount of comments here until you come back! i am tired of waiting for you to return!

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

bertiebob? are you back yet? how about now?

now?


...now?

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

HELP!

I AM BEING KIDNAPPED!

...if you don't help (by returning) then i will probably be lost forever. and you will see my face on milk cartons and envelopes and old episodes of unsolved mysteries. so... think about the weight of THAT on your conscience.

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

a great scientist once said:

"where hast thou bertiebob gone? what purpose dost she have within hiding?"

trust science, i do!

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

kaaaaaaaaattttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeee.

that is all for now.

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

kaaaaaaaaattttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeee.

that was all for then.

but now it's now so... RE-APPEAR!

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

missin' you, bertiebob.

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

i dedicate this poem to you bertiebob. it's the second hit when i type "disappear poem" into google. i didn't even read it. i hope it's appropriate.

disappear
by Niki Lasher (a.k.a. Kthulah)
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.

A poem about being careful of us nice girls. Some of us do know when to cut our losses and move on.

i'm a nice place to visit
when you need to feel like a man
but you don't get too attached because
you'd feel too safe in my hands

what you really want is a devil
someone who will make your heart ache
what fun is there in having someone
who thinks you're too precious to break

there is no thrill of adventure
from a woman you don't fear to lose
and no lessons to teach about choices
to someone who knows how to choose

you need the games and uncertainty
to avoid the commitment you fear
but i do have one good trick up my sleeve
watch me as i disappear

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

alright i read it, it's not appropriate. but... just know that i had hoped that it was more derivative of the situation in which you are not appearing on the internets, and not... whatever sadness this has developed to be!

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

this is no longer basictheology, this is now the_police. if you do not return to the internet immediately, we will be forced to charge you a fine.

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

i am slowly running out of "witty" jokes, and will soon start resorting to repeated bursts of terrible ones, so...

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

my roof started to drop water droplets onto my face this morning. it was amongst the most irritating ways to wake up i've ever experienced. splashing all over my face. at least it didn't dribble into my mouth. leaky roof rainwater is not a delicious taste, probably yeah?

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

laaaaaaaaame!

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

yoooooooooooooooooooooo

b to the e to R-T-Bob where you been at, ya ass been leavin' us rob'd
all missin', crappin' the internets and shit,
fuckin' round LJ like it's a comedy bit,
it's not cool dawg, ya rippin the soul from the game,
puttin' shame to the name of the online fame,
who's to blame? for your current escape act,
i'll smack that whack straight out this track, COME BACK!!!!

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

AH!

AH!

AH!

does this alarm you? DOES IT?!

shit man, where you at? just come back so i can stop leaving comments on this journal entry! it promises a january return. it's april. give your undying fans some love, yeah? shiiiit.

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

alright kate, you win.

i will slink back into my corner, defeated. if you ever do come back to the internets though, holla at your dog, yeah?

[beeeez.livejournal.com]

That was possibly the most entertained I have been all day, reading those posts.

Huzzah to you.

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

just doing my part in getting bertiebob back to the internet! but, thanks.

[andsheloves.livejournal.com]

i miss you. just fyi. ♥

[basictheology.livejournal.com]

i second.